I can handle conflict
And quell the endless squall
And solve another's problem
If I can help at all
Delving into issues
Of import, seeming small
Another vodka seven?
Would you like that tall?
Oh, and that hottie on your arm
Is totally a doll!
So I really hate to say this
But we must shiv this crawl
To our dear beloved guests
And all the rest of y'all
When I give the word
It is Last freaking Call
(my apologies to all actual poets, living and dead)
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